Easy Greasy (Joy Bilyeu)

When you're jumping in the leaves
And get some grass stains on your knees
People try to make it hard but it's easy
Don't get upset at that green patch
Just go stain the rest to match
People try to make it hard but it's easy

Easy, Greasy
People try to make it hard but it's easy
Take it simple, take it slow
Use your noggin, there you go
People try to make it hard but it's easy

Now, why do you suppose
There's chiggers, ticks, and mosquitoes? People try to make it hard but it's easy
If we had no bugs attaching
We'd never know the joy of scratching
People try to make it hard but it's easy

Easy, Greasy
People try to make it hard but it's easy
Take it simple, take it slow,
Use your noggin, there you go
People try to make it hard but it's easy

Once a truck was just too big
Jammed itself beneath a bridge
People tried to make it hard, but it was easy
As they were revving up their saws
A little girl said, "deflate the tires!"
People try to make it hard but it's easy

Easy, Greasy
People try to make it hard but it's easy
Take it simple, take it slow,
Use your noggin, there you go!
People try to make it hard but it's easy

When deciding what to do
To that feller next to you
People try to make it hard but it's easy
There's just one question to pursue:
Would you like him doing that to you?
People try to make it hard but it's easy.

Easy, Greasy
People try to make it hard but it's easy
Take it simple, take it slow,
Use your noggin, there you go!
People try to make it hard but it's easy