Do Nothing at All (traditional)

He will just do nothing at all
He will just sit there in the noonday sun
And when they speak to him, he will not answer them, because he does not wish to
He will just do nothing at all

And when they tell him to eat his dinner he will just laugh at them
And he will not take his nap, because he does not wish to
He will just sit there in the noonday sun

He will go away and play with a panda
And when they come to look for him he will stick 'em with spears
And throw them in the garbage and put the cover on.

And he will not go out in the fresh air, nor eat his vegetables.
He will grow thin as a marble.
He will just do nothing at all.
He will just sit there in the noonday sun.